congrats on being such a bitch

starlightlady:

there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

(via hardcorebrownie)

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9 year olds now worry about iphones and makeup when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna pick jake or jessie on hannah montana

(Source: epitomizinq, via dulect)

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tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

(Source: cashcutie, via dulect)

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disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

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(Source: disowns, via dulect)

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She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again. There is no better taste than someone else’s laughter in your mouth. Unknown  (via lovequotesrus)

(Source: parachute3s, via thaliasaur)

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sexy-kittens-and-friends:

You’re so perfect, I promise, and every inch of your skin deserves to be smothered in love bites.

(via dutchster)

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forfuckssykes:

j6:

some people wanna spread their wings and fly, i just wanna spread my legs and ride

not sure if this person is an avid motorcyclist or just extremely open about their sexuality

(via fappuclno)

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